AWARDS
The Finkle Cup
The Ray Finkle Cup it the glorious trophy awarded to the Ray Finkle Fantasy Football League Tournament Champion. Each winner gets to hold the trophy until the next winner is determined. Each winner gets their name and team name enshrined for all eternity on the trophy. Much like Lord Stanley's cup, one may only touch the Finkle Cup if you have won it or purchased it.
The Einhorn Trophy
The Einhorn Trophy is awarded to the team which has the worst record in the regular season. The winner of the Einhorn Trophy must display it in their home until the next winner is determined. The Einhorn Trophy was lovingly crafted by the Warwick Trophy works in their top secret factory outside a major Caribbean city.
The Marino Trophy
The Marino Trophy is awarded to the team which has the best record in the regular season. The winner of the Marino Trophy must display it in their home until the next winner is determined. The Marino Trophy was lovingly crafted by the Commissioner after a number of undisclosed beverages and features a probably mint-ish 1988 Topps Dan Marino card worth somewhere in the vicinity of $10.00.
The Snowflake Trophy
The Snowflake Trophy is awarded to the team which scores the most points in the regular season. The winner of the Snowflake Trophy must display it in their home until the next winner is determined. The Snowflake Trophy was built by the Commissioner in a dimly lit basement laboratory with parts stolen from the set of The Golden Girls and the cheapest trophy base eBay had to offer.